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fireland:

This is basically what the girlf and I do all day long on IM:

Angela: hello? is this josh?

Josh: it’s santa!

Angela: OH HAI SANTA

Josh: GET ON MY LAP

Angela: santa … your sack is poking me in the bum

Josh: shh baby

Josh: just tell santa what you want

Josh: HO

Angela: for your sack to not be poking me in the bum

Josh: ugh

Josh: NEXT

fireland:

This is basically what the girlf and I do all day long on IM:

Angela: hello? is this josh?

Josh: it’s santa!

Angela: OH HAI SANTA

Josh: GET ON MY LAP

Angela: santa … your sack is poking me in the bum

Josh: shh baby

Josh: just tell santa what you want

Josh: HO

Angela: for your sack to not be poking me in the bum

Josh: ugh

Josh: NEXT